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House vs. Mosque

Posted by David A. Peterson on 25. October 2014 in Just Plain Funny |

My Building Permit:

Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement.

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide,

with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows

all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it

snot green with pink trim. The City Council told me;

“Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a “Mosque.”

Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it’s going to be tax exempt!

I love this country.

 

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